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Nach Wette den Penis abgeschnitten

Lette fuhr mit Penis im Plastiksackerl ins Spital - Ärzte konnten Glied wieder annähen


Riga - In Lettland hat sich ein Mann wegen einer Wette unter Betrunkenen den Penis abgeschnitten. Der 30-Jährige habe mit einem Freund um 1.000 Lats (1.400 Euro) gewettet, dass er sich das Geschlechtsteil abtrennen würde, berichtete das lettische Fernsehen am Freitag. Er sei stark blutend ins Krankenhaus gebracht worden, seinen Penis habe er in einem Plastiksackerl bei sich gehabt.

Der Mann sei schwer betrunken gewesen. Den Ärzten gelang es in einer dreieinhalbstündigen Operation, das Glied wieder anzunähen, wie der Mikrochirurg Aivars Tihonovs in der Hauptstadt Riga sagte. "Wir hatten schon ein paar Fälle mit einem Penis-Trauma", sagte der Arzt. In diesen Fällen sei der Penis "halb abgeschnitten oder versehrt" gewesen. "Aber das war das erste Mal, dass er ganz abgeschnitten war - und in einem Plastiksackerl ins Krankenhaus gebracht wurde."

Normalerweise seien derartige Operationen höchstens nach einer Bombenexplosion nötig. Der Arzt sagte, er sei stolz, dass ihm die Operation gelungen sei, aber auch "wirklich sauer, dass er das getan hat". Man könne erst in etwa einem halben Jahr sagen, ob der Penis des Mannes wieder richtig funktionieren werde. (APA)

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Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.
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In some places in Egypt it is free to use the restroom but you must bring/buy your own toilet pater.
The pickle while only containing 7 calories has no nutritional value. Dill pickles have more calories than sweet ones, which only have 6.
If you know of any more useless facts, please e-mail me.

Die Meldung an die Versicherung hat es aber sicher auch in sich:

US-Polizeihund überfährt Frau: Vierbeiner versuchte sich am Steuer des Einsatzwagens

Angefahrenes Opfer schwer verletzt im Krankenhaus

"Ranger" legte einfach den Gang ein und düste los

Eine US-Bürgerin ist auf dem Weg zu ihrem Briefkasten von einem Polizeiauto überrollt worden, an dessen Lenkrad offenbar ein Polizeihund saß. Nach Behördenangaben war ein Beamter in Ogden im Norden von Utah zu einem Ehestreit gerufen worden und hatte seinen Hund mit Namen Ranger im Wagen gelassen. Der Motor lief, da die Klimaanlage für Ranger weiterlaufen sollte.

"Irgendwie hat der Hund es geschafft, über den Hebel der Automatikschaltung einen Gang einzulegen, und das Auto begann einen Abhang herabzurollen", erklärte Polizeibeamtin Marcy Korgenski. Der Pick-up kam erst im Garten einer Nachbarin zu stehen, die gerade ihren Briefkasten leeren wollte. Dabei geriet die Frau unter die Räder des Autos und musste mit einem Beckenbruch ins Krankenhaus gebracht werden.

Ranger, einer der drei Polizeihunde des 80.000-Einwohner-Ortes, soll für seine Tat aber nicht bestraft werden, fügte Korgenski hinzu. "Ich denke nicht, dass Ranger wirklich verstanden hat, was da passiert ist", sagte sie.

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Man soll den kranken Blinddarm nicht auf die leichte Schulter nehmen sonst schneit der Tod wie ein Blitzstrahl herein.

In obiger Unfallschadenssache darf ich Ihnen mitteilen, dass sich mein Mandant erledigt hat.

Ich bitte meine Ansprüche wohlwollend baldigst zu erledigen, da ich seit dem Zusammenstoß kein festes Verhältnis mehr habe.

Unabhängig davon, dass ich schon verheiratet bin, finde ich es angemessen, dass Sie mich endlich zur Frau machen.

Ihr Computer hat mir ein Kind zugelegt. Aber ich habe kein Kind. Schon gar nicht von Ihrem Computer.

Hiermit möchte ich mir gestatten, meinen Sohn als Unfall zu melden.

Ich fuhr weiter und sah nur einen Schatten, der von meinem Auto umgefahren wurde.

Vor der unübersichtlichen Rechtskurve in Höhe des Hauses Nr. 221 stand ein großer Lkw, der teilweise auf der Fahrbahn, teilweise auf dem Gehsteig abgestellt war, um in der dortigen Apotheke ein Rezept einzulösen.

Der Fahrer des Wagens, der den Unfall verursachte, wurde an Ort und Stelle durch ein Strafgeld liquidiert.

Die Unfallursache beruht vor allem darauf, dass sich der Fahrer Ludwig O. mit ganzer Vehemenz der Mitfahrerin gewidmet hat.

Die Unfallzeugen sind der Schadensmeldung beigeheftet.

Der Versicherungsnehmer verletzte die Vorfahrt und kurz darauf den von rechts kommenden Radfahrer.

Der bedauerlicherweise tödlich verunglückte Herr F. hat selbst Ansprüche bisher nicht geltend gemacht.

Ich stieß mit meinem Auto gegen einen Laternenpfahl, den ein menschliches Wesen verdeckte.

Die Polizisten, die den Unfall aufnahmen, bekamen von meiner Braut alles gezeigt, was sie sehen wollten.

Bitte ändern Sie meinen Vertrag so ab, dass bei meinem Todesfall die Versicherungssumme an mich bezahlt wird.

Seit der Trennung von meinem Mann wurde jeder notwendige Verkehr durch meinen Rechtsanwalt erledigt.

Ich holte die Polizei und ließ mir die Unschuld meiner Frau bestätigen.

Ich wollte meinem fünfjährigen Sohn mit meiner rechten Hand auf seinen Unaussprechlichen anständig draufgeben. Für diesen Zweck habe ich ihn mit der linken Hand am Kragen gepackt, er machte aus lauter Schreck einen Sprung, der Schlag auf seine vier Buchstaben kam dazu. Die drei Kräfte haben sich getroffen, wirkten im gleichen Moment sich summierend in eine Richtung und trafen auf meine Rippe.

Alle Rechnungen, die ich erhalten, bezahle ich niemals sofort, da mir dazu einfach das Geld fehlt. Die Rechnungen werden vielmehr in eine große Trommel geschüttet, aus der ich am Anfang jeden Monats drei Rechnungen mit verbunden Augen herausziehe. Diese Rechnungen bezahle ich dann sofort. Ich bitte Sie zu warten, bis das große Los Sie getroffen hat.

Mein Auto fuhr einfach geradeaus, was in einer Kurve allgemein zum Verlassen der Strasse führt.

In einer Linkskurve geriet ich ins Schleudern wobei mein Wagen einen Obststand streifte und ich - behindert durch die wild durcheinander purzelnden Bananen, Orangen und Kürbisse - nach dem Umfahren eines Briefkastens auf die andere Straßenseite geriet, dort gegen einen Baum prallte und schließlich - zusammen mit zwei parkenden PKWs - den Hang hinunterrutschte. Danach verlor ich bedauerlicherweise die Herrschaft über mein Auto.

Schon bevor ich ihn anfuhr, war ich davon überzeugt, dass dieser alte Mann nie die andere Straßenseite erreichen würde.

Ein Fußgänger rannte in mich und verschwand wortlos unter meinem Auto.

Ihre Argumente sind wirklich schwach. Für solche faulen Ausreden müssen sie sich einen Dümmeren suchen, aber den werden Sie kaum finden.

Original von AverageJoe
...denn irgendwie wäre es doch erbärmlich, wenn Geldverdienen via Traden der einzige Lebensinhalt wäre, oder?

Was ist daran erbärmlich? Die Frage ist, ob Traden Beruf oder Berufung ist, mir macht Traden unheimlichen Spass, denn Traden ist der Versuch jemanden zu beklauen während dieser Jemand versucht mich zu beklauen.

Ich sehe es als sportlichen Wettkampf, mir macht das Gewinnen nicht nur wegen des Geldes Spass.